LMAO!! FOR MY BABEZ!

wahahahahahahah!!!!
I’ll take you to za candy shob!

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I think im going to be back blogging.i’ve been on bloggers block hahaha n-ways sheno taboon ow ana 7a’9ir this is suppose to be a funplace where faces smile xoxox

posting soon
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Lets be Honest! (Dr.Sambousa-non licensed)

For once in our lives lets take a close look at our selfs and be honest. Do you like the person your becoming? are you satisfied? are you living a lie ? Sambousa says stop NOW! EMBRACE ur self and spread ur wings and fly ! go hit that tree and die !

Birdy go die !

review Rasha chic

Wow,WHERE DO I BEGIN? Yesterday we decided to got to Rasha chic fashion show at her boutique bil bidi3.I have no idea what to say honestly,I’ll nass athwaq lakin I don’t think illy shifta yo3tabar fashion show,the poor models looked like Casper the friendly ghost from the white foundation,they looked like walking ceramic statues with the feathery,cheap,nylon fabrics used in what she calls “I’ll wa7eed min no3a”
Akeed I’ll wa7eed, who would re-make a sad piece of crap like that? The hair dues,makeup we just DISASTEROUS! If I could snap a picture I would…bas ishthamb my phone maskeeen The clothes were disaterous and a crime in the name of fashion! Fashion police arrest her before our poor eyes see people actually wearing her rags!gurrl you need to scratch the chic and replace it with freak cuz that’s how a persons guna look like!! Prices range from 400-1000+ btw

Huumm you likey??

I took this picture….wala madry mita bas I did…I love the way it turned out! Its so satisfying when you look at it,takes me right back to when I sliced the grapefruit,I remember it oh so vividly!

My Hannah Montana book

I think its in me to just act like a child when it comes to Arabic because in my defense I’m taking Arabic for year 7 when I’m in year 12..sad I know but at least I’m learning more then I used to! Thank you AFL for making my life easier!!! Alifon,ba2oon,ta2oon,tha2oon

MAC and CHEESE

Delicious,scrumptious and downright CHEESEY this wonderful casserole of mac and cheese was one of the great things we’ve cooked during home ec this year! I must say that although I didn’t think it was cheesy enough and I added some parmesan cheese on my share of this American classic that our dish was really delectable and tickled my taste buds in every right spot! This concoction is sure to be saved in my brain and then remade for a family gathering ow some other occasion! I’ll keep you guys posted on every other thing we make in home ec….If and if being the keyword here,its not an abomination

BAD LAURA

It was one of those family outings and Sara was super excited because all her family were going to her favorite restaurant “Chilies”.In no time they were already parked,seated and ready to order.Sara excused herself to go to the bathroom.In the bathroom a nasty girl named Laura finished her business and didn’t wash her hands and left (the significance of this piece of info will be shown later) Sara washed her hands and opened the door and left the bathroom going back to her seat.She took her phone and started bbming.A funny picture appeared in a link she felt that it was her obligation to share the funny image with her beloved family of 3 sitting around the table.The phone was passed to dad then mom and after seconds of whining ofcorse to her annoying brother Abduallah.Oh wow! The food arrived everyone was ravenous so they all digged in and savagely ate the appetizers…PAUSE this is a scenario I run through my mind every time I enter a resurant.You see my dear readers poor Sara didn’t know that although she washed her hands that not all people do so and when she opened the bathroom door some traces of urine…although microscopic was left behind on Saras hand…the urine was transferred on to her bb which was passed all around the table to her beloved family which now have traces of urine on their hands which they used to eat with and that is how SARAS FAMILY INGESTED LAURAS URINE now I KNOW nobody likes nachos,boneless buffalo wings or some bread with urine so whenever you walk into a restaurants bathroom…think twice before you leave:) I say this because I love you and because if your related to me I don’t want some urine on my food beware of Lauras out there because unfortunately there are many!!! I’m no germaphobe and I’m far from that I just urge you all to take your precautions!!

MY LOVELY PHYSICS ..HOW I LOVE YOU DEARLY <3

I must say that this year I have been blessed to have an amazing physics teacher! Regardless of her many MANY failed attempt to teach us about displacement delta X and Y we never seem to give a rats ass (as naturally you would too) In my defense its last block which usually means we’re tried and just want to go back home to sleep .This class really releases ur inner naughtiness! A list of things we do during pyzoid class:
1)Dance disco style on a retarded hanna montana song (keep in mind this is seniors I’m talking about ey!)
2)Ask the teacher for gum (which she gladly shares)
3)Read some nasty erotic blogs
4)Share the contents of the nasty blog with the teacher and fellow class mates
5)Bbming…opening a bbm link with something nasty and start laughing
6)Sharing the contents of that animated nastiness with poor old teacher
7)Having other people do my test for me
8)Teacher finding out and suggests that we at least pay for that service
9)Tweaking our grades form D’s to A’s (in my case a D to a B-)
10)asking the teacher nasty questions which she tries to answer in a diplomatic way but then gives in to our whining!!

I must say that this teacher is one of my top 3 favorite educators of all time!! I conclude by saying that girls and boys if you go to school,uni or whatever it may be…don’t hate ur educators, no…EMBRACE THEM !!!

be happy..dont worry :)

Hey bebeez…be happy don’t worry…life’s full of unexpected surprises..some turn out sweet others very bitter…but in the end its up to you..some turn bitter chocolate into badass cookies and others force it down their throats its your choice